portraitoftheoddity:

                        “Happy Birthday.”

captainsmallbutt:

somewhere in eastern europe, somewhere near where the 107th were camped at, there is a tall rock, maybe ten feet high, with a name carved into it.

steve couldn’t bury a body. but he made sure everyone there would remember:

                                   James Buchanan Barnes
                                              1916-1945
                                         beloved best friend

dovah-sosa:

ikaythegod:

djsdoingwork:

Red Lobster Suspends Black Employee After Racist Couple Leaves ‘N-word’ On Her Receipt (Photo)

A young, black employee who endured racism at Red Lobster has been suspended by the company. According to reports by Progressive Populist Toni Jenkins, 19 was suspend after posting a receipt she received on Facebook.

While serving a white couple at the Nashville, Tenn., restaurant, Jenkins said the couple was rude to her and would not speak when she attempted to take their orders. They eventually told Jenkins to put all of their food in a to-go box. When Jenkins returned to get the receipt, she found the words, “none n—-r” scribbled in the totals section.

Jenkins showed her manager, who did nothing about the matter. She later posted a picture of the receipt with a note that read, “This is what I got as a tip last night … so happy to live in the proud southern states…God Bless America, land of the free and home of the low class racists of Tennessee.”

Jenkins’ picture was shared thousands of times. However, the restaurant suspended her with pay after it was discovered that she posted the receipt.

Red Lobster is currently investigating the incident.

What the fuck

This shit is so frustrating

sebastianfucker:

Just in case you haven’t had the urge to throw yourself into the nearest dumpster and light yourself on fire today, please consider Sebastian Stan dressed as Han Solo. 

emilianadarling:

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

thunderboltsortofapenny:

demisexualsteve:

haha so there’s this post going around that says “soulmate au where only your soulmate can kill you” and i can’t stop thinking about stevebucky and i want to die

bucky falls from the train and steve knows he’s dead because he killed him, he let him fall, he was the only one who could take that life and he did

and he can’t escape. he can’t get drunk and he can’t fucking die. he flies a plane right into the ocean and it’s still not enough. his body freezes and his heart almost stops beating and it’s still not enough. this is his punishment: a world without bucky, and a world he can’t leave. 

the russians find bucky barnes and bucky barnes isn’t dead, because steve was wrong. steve didn’t let him fall, bucky just fell. they realize he’s bonded and they realize who he is and that’s what they sell to hydra, decades later: the only weapon that can kill captain america. 

bucky doesn’t take off his goggles. they don’t stare at each other, there is no hollywoodian moment of recognition. there is a bullet in steve’s stomach and blood all over his star-spangled suit and life slowly leaving him. he looks down at the red-stained fabric incredulously and croaks, voice raspy and weak, bucky? 

the soldier barks who the hell is bucky? and steve’s world goes dark. 

Milo

Milo

MILO

vvhaleshark:

megsokay:

Finally.

in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you mrs. sarmento

beesbonesampersands:

Today’s Oglaf is on pointe & hilarious. 

Ship to Ship
by oglaf.com

greglestrade:

going through my bookmarks after months and months of not looking is one of my favourite things because u find things like this

clintbarthon:

do you know what it’s like to be unmade?

misterjakes:

unclefloyd:

tfw = two fucking weiners

my-limits-go-far-beyond-the-sky:

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

O_o

awkward-alex-apocalypse:

cutiegabriel:

(x)

im so done